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Thursday, June 16, 2005

Electrifying!

A Serbian man who has invented a sex machine for women is appealing to western women to test his device.

Nesa Proka, from the central town of Krusevac, made the appeal after failing to find any willing Serbian women. He has taken out a patent on what he says is the “ultimate sex aid” for lonely women after spending three years working on it. The machine, which runs on a 390-volt electric engine, simulates sex and has a seven and a half inch artificial ‘penis’. He said: “My sex machine has an artificial penis hat can make up to 180 moves in a minute. A man can only manage that intensity of movement for about five seconds but the machine can do it for as long as the woman wants.

“And it comes with a set of controls to fully regulate the speed and intensity a woman for individual sex.” But Proka said he would have to market it in the west because he had not been able to find any Serbian woman to test it out. “Western women are more liberal. I couldn’t find a woman here to try the sex machine,” he told local daily Glas Javnosti.

But he did admit that some local women were curious about his invention and a few had come into his garage where he keeps it locked away just to look at it. One reportedly told the newspaper: “If I had a machine like that at home I would never go outside the front door.”

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Quite possibly because after a 20 minute session she wouldn’t be able to walk.

I certainly won’t be queuing to test it, I mean does this guy really think any woman wants a sex machine like this? Me thinks he’s been watching way too much porn.

Dear Nesa,

We have the ‘Rabbit’, the rabbit satisfies both G-Spot orgasm and Clitoral orgasm. Put G & C together and what do you get… Gorgeous Climax. Oh and btw, the ‘Rabbit’ doesn’t thrust at all, not one bit. It doesn’t need to make up to 180 moves in a minute. It rotates, and in doing so massages the G-Spot in a mmmmmmm kinda way.

As a suggestion, perhaps you might want to modify your sex machine and sell it as a drilling device. You never know, you may hit oil.

posted by Opus at 11:29

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