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Thursday, March 31, 2005

Kiss & Tell

Over the languid Easter break I read a few articles on the art of kissing; what makes a good kisser. Kiss & Tell

I read that kissing technique and style is very important because when we meet a new potential partner/lover, the first kiss is often a determining factor as to whether or not we decide to get naked with that person. Simply put, we judge a persons sexual compatibility by how they kiss.

Personally speaking I know that I do this, but I’ve only been aware of it since the age of 30, before this, it was a subconscious thing.

It makes perfectly good sense. If a guy kisses me and I’m not enjoying his style and I’m not connecting with him as a kisser then it’s very likely that we won’t connect sexually. In the past when I have ignored my instincts, the sex has always been bad for me even though the guy enjoyed it.

My top 5 non-starter kissing styles are:

  1. Face kisser: this is when the kisser attempts to devour your entire face, as well as being very off-putting it is extremely dangerous!

  2. Doggie style kisser: need I say more… slurp! Definitely not Woof!

  3. Deep throat kisser: the kisser seeks to get intimately acquainted with your tonsils

  4. Toothy kisser: I’m not quite sure how to describe this, but the kisser never quite manages to get their teeth out of the way, the lips are parted in a sort of manic grin style à la Jack Nicholson in ‘The Shining’

  5. Nipper kisser: you know what it feels like to have a dog nipping at your ankles, well this is what a nipper kisser does but to your lips, using just their lips, as if they were trying to nip at some remnants of food
So I’m just wandering if you guys realise that this is how you decide whether to get intimate or not, and if you do realise, what type of kissing puts you off?

Oh, and have you noticed that 75% of kissers lean their faces to the right when going in for a kiss. You’ll have to become a bit of a voyeur to check this out!

posted by Opus at 09:44

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