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Thursday, February 24, 2005

New balls!

Is there something in the air?

I have read two news items recently about vengeful women taking it upon themselves to remove their (ex) partners manhood.

Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage after her former boyfriend, Geoffrey Jones, 37, rejected her advances at the end of a drunken house party. She yanked off his left testicle, which was later handed to him by a friend with the words: "That's yours."


A 44-year-old Anchorage man had his penis surgically reattached after it was cut off by an angry girlfriend. The pair had been arguing over an impending break-up. At some point, the two decided to have sex and the man agreed to let the woman tie his arms to a windowsill. The woman used a kitchen knife to amputate her partner's penis and flushed it down the toilet.

There was also the Bobbitt special back in 1993.

Now I can appreciate that some men can be complete bastards, but to start slicing up a guys private parts is something only a crazy woman would do.

So guys if you can’t keep your pecker in your pants, make sure you’re with a girl who can keep her knife in the kitchen.

posted by Opus at 14:51

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